LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

Wether you are a newcomer or have been staying in China for a while, I am sure that you have come across a lot of Chinese-English translations in many places like railway station, public toilet, metro station, park, tourist sites or in a restaurant. The original purpose of these translations is to help expats in China have an easier and convenient life, however, the reality is that many these translations are mistranslated and not so accurate, expats fail to understand and get even more confused. Actually, some of these translations are far from accurate and helpful, they are bizarrely translated and somehow make you laugh out loud. Following are some very funny examples!

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

Yes, this reminder sign encourages you to fall down ” Carefully”LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

 

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

This guy is smart, he is not good enough at translation, but at least he is honest, Right?LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

The original translation is disposable products. But when you see this, you get confused about the actual function of the products. LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

The correct translation for this dish: Pork Lungs in Chili Sauce

A delicious traditional Chinese dish, but when you see this translation you get scared and never want to try it.LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

The dog: You never know how capable I am.LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

Make sure you use your phone in a right and NORMAL way!LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

Original translation: Neurology Department. But this one is for God use only.LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

You will be labelled once you step into this park.LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

Speechless… poor duck…LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

You know this is a canteen even they fail to translate it.LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

No, I don’t want it to be my home…LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

In a metro station and wait for my train, anything to do with noodle?LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

Am I smart? Write couplets in English…LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

I know, that God lives in China…LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

Have you ever come across any bizarre translations? 

please tell us by leaving your words at below. LOL when You See These Bizarre Translations

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Like or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush You

When Japanese company Sharp Electronics released the world’s first camera phone, it never expected that someday the camera function attached to mobile phones will outperform the importance of phoning function itself.

 

Like or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush You

Sharp V602SH  © Image | Google

This is the world’s earliest camera phone made by Sharp. I bet that people at then loved this phone and its inbuilt camera function crazily, even though Pixel dots on pictures taken with its camera could be easily seen with naked eyes.

With the fast evolution of the smartphone, people place higher and higher expectations on its camera function. They want a phone camera to become more HD, they want it to become more like pro cameras, they even want phone makers to upgrade their phone cameras into pro-video-shooting cameras. Come on, they are just cameras attached on a small-sized cell phone, what do you expect from a phone camera?

Like or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush You

Lumia1020 © Image | Google

But do you know what? Someone actually did it. The phone showed in the above picture is Lumia 1020 launched by Microsoft in 2013. I once owned a Lumia 1020 and here is my personal Lumia 1020 use experience.

Like or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush YouLike or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush YouThe moment Lumia 1020 started its selling in China in 2013 I was still a sophomore student, I deeply fell in love with its flat & cute chocolate shape design and thus bought it with all money I got. Honestly, the use experience for this phone wasn’t so good because there were few high-quality compatible apps for the Windows Phone 8 OS at then. But What this phone horrified me was its powerful camera, Carl Zeiss lens, 4100M pixel and pure view technology. Can you image it? In 2013, 1020 had a camera advantage over any other phones.

OK, after a long introduction, let’s get down to today’s topic.

Recently Apple has been trapped in the mire of Beauty Gate. So, what is Beauty Gate? This “Gate” incident was caused by Apple’s iPhone XS. After its launch, many users found out that when they used their newly bought iPhone to selfie, their skin in camera would be automatically smoothened. This skin smoothening effect is an inbuilt function which means users can’t turn it off. With respect to this function, some users hate it and criticize it as camera cheating. Reports say that Apple will remove iPhone XS automatic skin smoothening effect in its latest iOS 12.1 operating system.  

Like or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush You

iPhone Beauty Gate   © Image | Google

Generally, people like to look gorgeous in photos, how come some users want Apple to shut that skin filtering function down? Actually, users’ opinions on this function are separated into two.

Most users in European and America countries don’t like that. They think Apple shows less respect to them, they criticize Apple because this hidden function airbrush their facial skin without asking for a permit, in many selfie situations they express that they don’t need their facial skin to be smoothened and they just want to look more natural in photos.

Statistics show that the majority of Asian users like the camera smoothening function and they think that function makes it more convenient for them to take photos without installing a thirty-party face beautifying app.

Well, as far as I know, users, regardless the gender, in China love that hidden function. There is no doubt for that. In reality in China, camera beautifying functions are popular among smartphone users. And you ask how far that popularity goes? A lot of users, especially girls, they don’t selfie unless they have a camera beautifying app installed on their phone.

Like or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush You

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Only a simple search, a lot of beauty cam apps will pop out and they all claim that they help make you look more gorgeous in photos.

It is nothing wrong or to blame when someone airbrushes his or her photos, the only precondition is you don’t cross the “line”, the “ line” here means you don’t over-beautify your photos, otherwise…your photo will become unrecognizable…Like or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush You

Like or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush You

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 There is a report that a Chinese girl Li made her plan to travel in Los Angeles with friends, but she was stopped by customs inspectors because there was a big difference between Li’s looking and her VISA photo. The inspectors thought Li’s VISA was a fake one and insisted that she pretended the girl in the photo. After nearly three hours detailed investigation and inquiry, inspectors finally believed a truth that the Li and the girl in the photo were the same person. Li explained that she “ just PS the photo a little bit” and inspectors were all amazed by her Photoshop techniques.

To cater to the beauty cam craze in China, many Chines mobile phone manufacturers spare no efforts in making pro beauty cam phones which have very powerful photo beautifying functions, actually, phones of this kind have good sell records. in girls’ hands, these beauty cam phone are no difference to a final weapon. 

Like or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush You

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 Beauty cams also bring troubles in blind date in China. In the past before a blind date with someone, you first ask a photo of his or her to make the blind date not that “ blind”. A good looking in the photo may leave your dating mate a good impression. But today the blind date in China develops a new feature, a photo is not enough to ensure you that you are about to dating one just looks like the same in the photo because the photo given to you is heavily beautified. You never know what your dating mate’s real looking until you see him or her personally. A netizen blogged that he ran away when he had a blind date with a girl. “She is not the one in the photo,” said he.

Personally, I don’t like beauty cam apps and I even seldom use the inbuilt camera effects in my iPhone 6 plus. When you take pictures, you want to leave a natural you in the photo, not an overly airbrushed image that even yourself can’t recognize years later.Like or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush You

So, do you have a beauty cam app on your phone? You guys use camera effects very often? tell me by leaving your comments at below. Like or Dislike? When Your iPhone Camera Wants to Airbrush You


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WeChat Latest Update! Big Changes to Official Accounts!

Yesterday, the official version of WeChat 6.7.3 for iOS was released.

There are five main parts to this update:

  • Emoticon package adjustment,

  • You can long press the line break when you enter the text,

  • Subscription number message revision,

  • The small program adds a fixed entry,

  • The circle of friends can edit the label.

WeChat Latest Update! Big Changes to Official Accounts!

Let’s take a look at the difference in this update!

Create Your Own Stickers

In the WeChat Custom Stickers, the original plus sign becomes a round face emoticon icon, and when clicked, you will enter the recording page.

WeChat Latest Update! Big Changes to Official Accounts!

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To still press the shutter button to record the small video to complete the operation. After the recording is complete, the “No Background”, “Fast Mode”, “Paste Sticker” and “Add Caption” options will appear.

WeChat Latest Update! Big Changes to Official Accounts!

  • “No Background” is the default option, which means that the background is deleted;

  • “Fast Mode” means 2x speed playback; 

  • “Paste Sticker” means that the Sticker in your Custom Stickers can be added.

In addition, you can also talk when recording expressions, and the words can be automatically turned into subtitles, which is very convenient.(English is also available)

WeChat Latest Update! Big Changes to Official Accounts!

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It is worth mentioning that although the shooting method is the same as a small video, but at most 5 seconds of recording, and will also occupy the emoticon position, it will automatically pre-position.

Long press the line break 

when you enter text

 

In the past, we had to implement a line break when we were chatting on WeChat. If iOS users did not download the third-party input method, they could only use the voice input method in the native keyboard to realize the “line feed” operation when inputting, but now WeChat comes with a new line.

 

WeChat Latest Update! Big Changes to Official Accounts!

 

Just press and hold in the input box to see the “New Line” option.

Subscriptions Revision

 

1. “Frequently Visited” column added

The “Frequently Visited” column is the public subscription accounts that you often read. Clicking on any icon will enter the official accounts. 

 

WeChat Latest Update! Big Changes to Official Accounts!

The names and locations of this column will be changed due to changes in your reading habit and the update of the official accounts. Only 12 icons can be stored currently.

2. Subscriptions list cover changed

The “Frequently Visited” ” and “Star” official accounts are shown in the top cover image in the list as large images, and the remaining ones are shown as small images. 

WeChat Latest Update! Big Changes to Official Accounts!

 

In order not to miss the latest information from HACOS, remember to set HACOS as a star!

WeChat Latest Update! Big Changes to Official Accounts!

Mini-program Added Fixed Entry

 

WeChat 6.7.3 for iOS also adds a mini-program fixed entry.

Clicking on “Search” appears “Mini Program”

 

WeChat Latest Update! Big Changes to Official Accounts!

The page of clicking on “Mini Program” to access is the same as the “Discover – Mini Programs – Search Mini Programs” page. 

Editable Label for Moments

 

In the past, when we chose “Share to” and “Don’t share”, we could only directly set the overall WeChat friends of a tag or select a single friend. Now the Moments we send can not only directly set the “partially visible” and “not to see who” friends, but also increase or decrease the friends of the same tag.

WeChat Latest Update! Big Changes to Official Accounts!

各地一律保持现有社保政策!

众所周知,中国将在2019年1月1日开始 实行新的社会保险费征收规则。新规则主要改革部分的内容是将将基本养老保险费、基本医疗保险费、失业保险费等各项社会保险费交由税务部门统一征收

No Worry! New Social Security Rule Won't Bite You! 各地一律保持现有社保政策!

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Dirty Tricks 

社保猫腻

企业为员工购买社保本是企业应尽的法律责任。但中国有很多企业通过种种手段在员工社保的问题上耍猫腻,下面是这些企业主要采取的三种手段

No Worry! New Social Security Rule Won't Bite You! 各地一律保持现有社保政策!

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  • 直接不为员工购买社保,置员工的合法权益于不顾。

  • 不根据员工的实际工资进行足额社保购买。

  • 和员工签订自动放弃社保购买的协定。亦属违法行为。

Worries arise

恐慌何来?

No Worry! New Social Security Rule Won't Bite You! 各地一律保持现有社保政策!

Message sent by the TAX bureau

 

新规箭在弦上。而就在上个月下旬,很多企业收到了税务局的通知,要求他们要求补缴社保差额或者为员工补买社保。这引起很多企业的恐慌。他们的恐慌主要来自于,为员工补缴社保费用或者为员工购买社保将增加企业的负担。

Premier says 

总理发话

针对很多企业对社保新规惶惶终日的现象,总理在9月18日的会议上特别强调不增加企业负担的总原则

No Worry! New Social Security Rule Won't Bite You! 各地一律保持现有社保政策!

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总理要求

在社保征收机构改革到位前,各地要一律保持现有征收政策不变

绝不允许自行调整和集中清缴。

有关部门要派出督查人员督查地方工作

发现此类问题要坚决予以纠正,对有令不行、有禁不止等行为要严肃处理

要求有关部门要抓紧研究社保征收机构改革到位后社保费率降低等问题

Significance of reform

改革意义

新规的实行意义重大,主要如下:

No Worry! New Social Security Rule Won't Bite You! 各地一律保持现有社保政策!

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有利于规范征缴管理,提高征缴效率,降低征收成本,优化缴费服务。

有利于进一步深化社会保险制度改革。

有利于进一步激发市场主体活力。

Editor’s note 

编者按

在社保征收机构改革到位后,各地的社保政策极可能有所改变,其中极有可能的改变是降低社保费率,但不会放松社保监管工作。

No Worry! New Social Security Rule Won't Bite You! 各地一律保持现有社保政策!

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毕竟金税三期系统非常强大,能够把社保申报信息和个税申报信息对碰匹配,使得社保监管工作变得不再困难。

因此,即使2019年之后不对企业历史欠费进行集中清缴,社保监管工作也会慢慢提上日程。